It's Friday, it's my first Cat Hoops blog post, I've only had one cup of tea and it's THE AFTERNOON, and I've had a challenging day, so I am hoping you will forgive any lack of finesse in my 'creative writing'.
In 2013, Zoe Pither and I taught a workshop at SWhoop in Bristol as our smutty alter egos Flo Ho and Dutty Trix.. less burlesque, more a fascination with school boy humour.
Mileygate happened and we came up with the 'Miley' move.. combining angle hooping with Twerking (as much as our bottoms were able). We thought we were very original.
A YouTube search today returned a multitude of results for 'hoop twerk' in varying states of dress.. some of which made me worried the Vice Squad would be bursting through my door any second, some made me want to cry and some DID NOT contain any hula hoops at all. I now need a pot of Dr Stuart's Valerian tea and a tub of Ben and Jerry's to soothe my violated mind.
These ones are safe - don't make me look through any more.
Hoop Twerking: How to save the hoop (tutorial)
A video containing useful tips for beginner hoopers and a mild twerk reference towards the end..
Clothing rating: Full
Twerking Unicorn:
Anah Hoopalicious throws grace and beauty aside to marry two words never before uttered together in a sentence.
Clothing rating: Full, some bare hooper toned midriff.
Hoop class shenanigans:
End of term class video from yours truly.. features me attempting the Miley from around 3.00 minutes.
Clothing rating: Very full.
In 2013, Zoe Pither and I taught a workshop at SWhoop in Bristol as our smutty alter egos Flo Ho and Dutty Trix.. less burlesque, more a fascination with school boy humour.
Mileygate happened and we came up with the 'Miley' move.. combining angle hooping with Twerking (as much as our bottoms were able). We thought we were very original.
A YouTube search today returned a multitude of results for 'hoop twerk' in varying states of dress.. some of which made me worried the Vice Squad would be bursting through my door any second, some made me want to cry and some DID NOT contain any hula hoops at all. I now need a pot of Dr Stuart's Valerian tea and a tub of Ben and Jerry's to soothe my violated mind.
These ones are safe - don't make me look through any more.
Hoop Twerking: How to save the hoop (tutorial)
A video containing useful tips for beginner hoopers and a mild twerk reference towards the end..
Clothing rating: Full
Twerking Unicorn:
Anah Hoopalicious throws grace and beauty aside to marry two words never before uttered together in a sentence.
Clothing rating: Full, some bare hooper toned midriff.
Hoop class shenanigans:
End of term class video from yours truly.. features me attempting the Miley from around 3.00 minutes.
Clothing rating: Very full.